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Please Notice !!!

You may have noticed the increasing amount of notices for you to notice.
We have also noticed that some of our notices have not been noticed.
Therefore, this notice is to remind you to notice the notices,
because we do not want the notices to go unnoticed.

The Notice Committee

Ridiculous Laws

The Chico City Council in California has a ban on nuclear weapons. There is a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

In Arkansas a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once
a month.

In Minnesota it is illegal to have sexual relations with a fish.

In California a vehicle without a driver may not exceed 60 miles per
hour.

In Indiana you are not allowed to attend a movie house or theatre nor ride in a public streetcar within four hours after eating garlic.

Tall Police Stories

Police in Kansas arrested a 20-year old man after he tried to pass two counterfeit $16 bills.

A Los Angeles man stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 km/hour chase until a police officer managed to step aboard and bring the steamroller to a halt.

Police in Pennsylvania interrogated a subject by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it to a photocopier. Every time the police thought the suspect was lying they pressed the button to copy a page which said " Not true". The suspect believed it was a real lie detector and confessed.

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I could not repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

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