Please Notice !!!
You may have noticed the increasing amount of notices for you to notice.
The Notice Committee
The Chico City Council in California has a ban on nuclear weapons. There is a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
In Arkansas a man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once
In Minnesota it is illegal to have sexual relations with a fish.
In California a vehicle without a driver may not exceed 60 miles per
In Indiana you are not allowed to attend a movie house or theatre nor ride in a public streetcar within four hours after eating garlic.
Tall Police Stories
Police in Kansas arrested a 20-year old man after he tried to pass two counterfeit $16 bills.
A Los Angeles man stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 km/hour chase until a police officer managed to step aboard and bring the steamroller to a halt.
Police in Pennsylvania interrogated a subject by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it to a photocopier. Every time the police thought the suspect was lying they pressed the button to copy a page which said " Not true". The suspect believed it was a real lie detector and confessed.
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