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Funniest Pickup Lines
Hi, my name is ..., I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
So. How am I doing?
Does your boyfriend know ? ..... where you are?
Mind if I talk to you until it's safe down there where I farted
Lame Pickup Lines but still funny
If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances are of getting head?
If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Smooth Pickup Lines
I miss my teddy bear. Could you hold me?
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