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Funny Bumper Stickers slogans

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Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?

Work Harder! Millions on Welfare depend on you.

Horne broken. Watch for Finger.

God is Coming and is she PISSED

How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT

Witches Parking (all others will be toad)

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

My other car is a broom

I want to be just like Barbie That BITCH Has Everything!

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself

Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.

I go from zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds.

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time

So Many Cats, So Few Recipes

Answer My Prayers Steal This Car

Bad Cop No Donut

Beat rush hour, leave work at noon

Born to party, forced to work

CAUTION Driver Just Doesn't Give A Shit

CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds

Clear the road I'm SIXTEEN

Driver Carries No Cash HE'S MARRIED

Forget World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal

God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him

Honk If You Think I'm Jesus

I brake suddenly for tailgaters

I can't go to work today, the voices said stay home and clean the gun.

I Don't Need Kids I Married One

If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?

I just got a gun for my wife. It's the best trade I ever made.

I love cats they taste like chicken

I may be a Cruel and Heartless Bitch But I'm damn good at it

I'm against the death penalty / Look what happened to Jesus

I'm Not Losing Hair I'm Getting Head

I'm Only Driving Like This TO PISS YOU OFF

I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun

I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell

I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving

I Wasn't Born A Bitch Men Like You Make Me That Way

Jenna bush stole my ID

Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!

Life's A Bitch And So Am I

Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot

Men are Idiots and I married their King

My kid can whip your honor student's ass

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups

Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most

Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)

Partnership for an idiot-free America

Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time

Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself

Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes, They Have Power Surges


So Many Cats, So Few Recipes

Sorry I missed church I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian

Sterilize Stupid People

Stop Honking You'll Wake The Guy In The My Trunk

Support The Police Beat Yourself Up


The more you complain, the longer God makes you live

Too Sexy For This Car

Visualize using your turn signals

Visualize Whirled Peas

Welcome to the South, Now leave your daughter and go home

Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History

With beer, deer, and pickup trucks who needs women

Women are great leaders, You're following one

Yeah! You can have my gun bullets first!

Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won't Help You Move

You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?

Your child may be an honor student but you drive like an idiot

Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.


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