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Funny Bumper Stickers slogans
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Come The Rapture Can I Have Your Car?
Work Harder! Millions on Welfare depend on you.
Horne broken. Watch for Finger.
God is Coming and is she PISSED
How's My Driving? Dial 1-800-EAT SHIT
Witches Parking (all others will be toad)
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
I want to be just like Barbie That BITCH Has Everything!
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.
I go from zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds.
Driver carries no cash. He's married.
Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
Answer My Prayers Steal This Car
Beat rush hour, leave work at noon
CAUTION Driver Just Doesn't Give A Shit
CAUTION! I can go from 0 to BITCH in 2.5 seconds
Driver Carries No Cash HE'S MARRIED
Forget World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal
God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him
I brake suddenly for tailgaters
I can't go to work today, the voices said stay home and clean the gun.
I Don't Need Kids I Married One
If we call it tourist season why can't we shoot them?
I just got a gun for my wife. It's the best trade I ever made.
I love cats they taste like chicken
I may be a Cruel and Heartless Bitch But I'm damn good at it
I'm against the death penalty / Look what happened to Jesus
I'm Not Losing Hair I'm Getting Head
I'm Only Driving Like This TO PISS YOU OFF
I'm Out of Estrogen And I Have a Gun
I still have the body of an 18 year old but it's in my trunk and it's starting to smell
I Still Miss My "Ex" But My Aim Is Improving
I Wasn't Born A Bitch Men Like You Make Me That Way
Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
Make It Idiot Proof and Someone Will Make a Better Idiot
Men are Idiots and I married their King
My kid can whip your honor student's ass
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
Of All The Things I've Lost I Miss My Mind The Most
Out of my mind (back in 5 minutes)
Partnership for an idiot-free America
Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself
Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes, They Have Power Surges
Sorry I missed church I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian
Stop Honking You'll Wake The Guy In The My Trunk
Support The Police Beat Yourself Up
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live
Visualize using your turn signals
Welcome to the South, Now leave your daughter and go home
Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History
With beer, deer, and pickup trucks who needs women
Women are great leaders, You're following one
Yeah! You can have my gun bullets first!
Yes, This Is My Truck No, I Won't Help You Move
You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?
Your child may be an honor student but you drive like an idiot
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still An Idiot.
YOU SAY I'M A BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING
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